Booked for three nights but left after two as there was not hot water. This is apparently a known problem because there are instructions on how to fix it when it breaks. Followed the instructions carefully many times, plus many alternative ideas, but to no avail. Called the help number and left a message, but no response. Being unable to take a shower after you've been fishing all day is pretty unpleasant.
Batteries in the aircon remote were flat, so decided to light the fire. Drove off to Goolwa to get some wood (there's wood at the house but if you use any you have to replace it), but should have also bought some kindling, so not a success. Did some battery juggling from my torch and finally got the A/C (and TV remote) working, but couldn't face another day's fishing without a shower.
Overall, not quite what I had in mind for $250 a night.