Rented this house for a 40th Birthday party, 4 couples. I booked a Sax player and Chef and informed Andrew that we would be having a formal black tie & ballgown evening to celebrate my wife's birthday. Andrew told me to cancel both Sax & Chef, no external bookings allowed. The Sax would be too loud and he didn't trust external chefs using his kitchen, however he does run a second company that provides music and chefs....funny that Andrew!!!! The chef Andrew provided had never been to Andrews house and would also not take the booking unless he cooked for 10 people, 2 three course meals went in the bin, and we didn't want pay Andrew for very quite music!!!!
Anyway, the house. Once we had got past the warning signs in every room about extra charges should you put a foot wrong whilst staying in this prison. The house is grubby, each room needed a deep clean, master bedroom's bed is very noisy when moving around in the night. pubes in the bathroom from previous bookings. Kitchen, grill didn't work, plinths under dishwasher fell down every day. Hot tub had a line of scum all the way round. Sky didn't work in the kitchen.
I expect that Andrew will reply to this post defending his property and claiming that we didn't raise these issues whilst staying there, Well Andrew, the reason we didn't , we where trying to enjoy ourselves and our thought process was that if we'd have complained during our visit you would have kept our deposit claiming we hadn't complied with ALL your warning signs (each carry a different fine). Now you are unable to charge us we have left a genuine review. If you want to improve your business and reviews, stop treating people like idiots, I know how to empty a bin, I know how to shower!!!!