Where to even begin..
1. The “king” bed is actually just two twins pushed together
2. One of the windows didn't have a screen in it, so we couldn’t leave that one open at night, and there’s no A/C so we kind of needed all the windows open
3. The one fan in the closet didn’t actually blow any air, so it was essentially just a sound machine
4. The iron had black gunk on the face of it, some of which rubbed off on my white collared shirt I was trying to iron
5. The ironing board is small and the legs barely keep it off the ground, so there’s really nowhere to iron anything in the room anyway
6. One of the hinges on the toilet paper roll holder was disconnected from the wall
7. Getting the water to run in the shower almost requires ripping the knob out of the wall
8. The fan in the bathroom was insanely loud and sounded like something metallic banging on some piping
9. Alpine Lodging REFUSED to let us take a 6.5 lb emotional support dog with us, citing their “very strict pet policy”, even though most everything in the room was dirty and poorly kept (my advice to anyone else staying here is to just take your dog, clean up after it, and just don't say anything. Nobody is going to care.)
10. The front door to the building didn’t close, nor did it lock.
Overall, it was just very poor quality, something I wouldn’t even expect from a Motel 6, and certainly nowhere near worth the overall price I paid for it. The only reason they get away with it is because it’s Telluride. Either way, I will never book this property again.