Is it just me, or have the standards of being a VRBO property just plummeted this past year? This property was horrible, especially if you have small children. I’ll give you the safety highlights first - The hot water heater is set dangerously high, I had to monitor my kids washing their hands all week so they wouldn’t burn themselves, and they were forced to take baths in the gross tub because the shower would fluctuate between scratching hot and ice cold. The dresser drawers fall right out when you open them. They are unusable if you are someone who likes to unpack, but more importantly they are super heavy and dangerous for small curious kids who like to open things. On day 2 I did a load of laundry. When transferring my clothes to the dryer, I went to grab what looked like a black sock stuck at the bottom, and it was a DEAD BAT! I get that these things happen, but properly block your intake vents so animals can’t get in. ICK, it was horrifying. There is also a unit on top of this unit (which is mentioned in the listing), but either the floors of this older house are really that thin, or we had the loudest and rudest people above us, but it was an elephant stampede from 7am to 11pm for an entire week. This place was absolutely horrible and I wish I had read some of the other terrible reviews before I booked. If you’re looking for a comfortable, hotel level experience, this isn’t it.