â If I could give this place zero stars, I would⊠maybe even negative.
Where do I even start? Someone threw up in the elevator, and instead of actually cleaning it, they just threw some towels over it. Mmm⊠nothing says âwelcomeâ like a lingering stench of mystery vomit.
We tried to look past it, but by the time we got to the 4th floor, the universe said, âHold my beer.â We opened our room door and were greeted by⊠small cockroaches. Yep. Tiny roommates we definitely didnât ask for.
We left immediately. When we told the front desk, the attendant acted like this was totally normal. At that point, I considered asking for a loyalty card for all the âpetsâ we didnât bring home.
Never again. Would not recommend â unless youâre into surprise wildlife and questionable hygiene.
