Note: My review keeps being deleted, so I am reposting it:
We stayed at the "two bedroom" Louvre penthouse. According to the listing: "The apartment is located in the heart of historical Paris. The penthouse of a 17th Century timbered building, it comprises a drawing room with dining area, master bedroom, 2nd bedroom and fully equipped separate kitchen. Arranged over three floors, it very much has the feel of a private house. The apartment can sleep up to 7 people (5 beds)." First of all, it is a cramped, tiny 2-story STUDIO with a loft and a tiny room adjacent to the loft space that can hardly be called a bedroom. There is one queen-sized bed on the second floor and, in the tiny room behind it, a twin bed and a cot crammed next to it. So, TWO beds and a cot and a fold-out sofa bed in the living room. The main thing to note is there is NO PRIVACY if you have children, as it is really a studio. Please also note there is no microwave and not even a real refrigerator, only a mini-fridge that smells terrible. Also, one of the windows has no shade so prepare to wake up early! And the bathroom window is broken so when you open it, it falls off. The listing also claims there is a clothes dryer, coffee maker, elevator, desk, desk chair, printer, high chair, and gym access. None of these things is true. If I could give this place negative stars, I would.